Oh sugar, you promise sweet pleasure, yet you deliver far more pain.

Oh sugar, you promise fun and excitement and variety full of colors and tastes and aromas; Yet you deliver mere distraction with the discomfort of my blood sugar soaring and then sinking at an alarming rate.

Oh sugar, you promise joy, yet you steal the true joy of the moment.

Oh sugar, you claim to liven up life, yet you steal half a million lives every year.

Oh sugar, you look like Heaven, yet you make me feel like hell.

Take the gun, leave the cannoli.